Simply Audrey

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

ethically-wrong:

conservativeatheist:

I’m tired of reading from feminist on here about how men are perverts that sexualize everything like their own gender don’t do the same things. get off your high horses thank you very much because female are just as bad as males. Shit you can even make a strong case they are ever worse. 

Feminist are the biggest fucking hypocrites.

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

absolutelyprecious:

"OMG, she squats! So much motivation!" - or maybe it’s Photoshop…

Just some of the “motivational” pictures of curvy/fit women, that I’ve seen on my dash during the past couple of days. Too bad they’re all photoshopped.

Don’t set unrealistic goals that are impossible to reach.

thehamsteroflife:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

di-stressing:

it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone.It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.

"Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times."

do you realize what this is saying?you are part of a big story.if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing.this is great.

thehamsteroflife:

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

di-stressing:

it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone.

It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.

"Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times."

do you realize what this is saying?
you are part of a big story.
if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing.
this is great.

cliffymikeyy:

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

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audreynicole16:

jordanleeemerson:

vronboy:

water-lesbians:

whitetail-music:

fuckyeahragetoons:

blowing up bridges 

This must be the most satisfying job

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge


I did this once

gOTTA GO FAST


Holy shit I live here! This is my town! I jumped off the building underneath the bridge. Holy shit I’m so happy there is a post that’s popular that came from my local proximity!!!!!!! OMG

Oh and I could hear there explosion from my house, and everyone’s cell phones and cable went out all over town.

audreynicole16:

jordanleeemerson:

vronboy:

water-lesbians:

whitetail-music:

fuckyeahragetoons:

blowing up bridges 

This must be the most satisfying job

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge

image

I did this once

gOTTA GO FAST

Holy shit I live here! This is my town! I jumped off the building underneath the bridge. Holy shit I’m so happy there is a post that’s popular that came from my local proximity!!!!!!! OMG

Oh and I could hear there explosion from my house, and everyone’s cell phones and cable went out all over town.

jordanleeemerson:

vronboy:

water-lesbians:

whitetail-music:

fuckyeahragetoons:

blowing up bridges 

This must be the most satisfying job

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge


I did this once

gOTTA GO FAST


Holy shit I live here! This is my town! I jumped off the building underneath the bridge. Holy shit I’m so happy there is a post that’s popular that came from my local proximity!!!!!!! OMG

jordanleeemerson:

vronboy:

water-lesbians:

whitetail-music:

fuckyeahragetoons:

blowing up bridges 

This must be the most satisfying job

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge

image

I did this once

gOTTA GO FAST

Holy shit I live here! This is my town! I jumped off the building underneath the bridge. Holy shit I’m so happy there is a post that’s popular that came from my local proximity!!!!!!! OMG